Prince Charles & Sardarji were having
dinner.
Prince said, “Pass the wine you
divine”.
Sardar thinks “how poetic”
Sardar says, “pass the custard you
bastard”.

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Sardar at bar in New York.
Man on his right says “Johny Walker
single”
Man on his left says “Peter Scotch
single”
Sardar says - “Baljith Singh Married”

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Boss : I am giving u job as a driver.
STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k
Sardar : U R great sir! Starting
salary is o.k…….but? ? (more…)