1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that

they don’t have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your mobile phone to see if

anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the

screen.

8. Leaving the house without your mobile phone, which you didn’t have

The first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and

you turn around to go and get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your

coffee.

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.

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12. You’re reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this

message.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn’t a #9 on this list

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Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a
concrete floor without cracking it?

A. Concrete floors are very hard to
crack!

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Q. If it took eight men ten hours to
build a wall, how long would it take
four men to build it?

A. No time at all it is already built.

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Q. If you had three apples and four
oranges in one hand and four apples
and three oranges in the other hand,
what would you have?
A. Very large hands. (Good one)

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Q. How can you lift an elephant with
one hand?
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**’Hello?’**

**’Hi honey.**
**This is Daddy.**
**Is Mommy near the phone?’**

**’No, Daddy.**
**She’s upstairs in the bedroom with
Uncle Paul.’**

**After a brief pause,**

**Daddy says,**
**’But honey, you haven’t got an Uncle
Paul.’**

**’Oh yes I do, and he’s upstairs in
the room with Mommy,**
**Right now.’**

Brief Pause.

**’Uh, okay then, this is what I want
you to do.**
**Put the phone down on the table, run
upstairs**
**And knock on the bedroom door and
shout to Mommy**
**That Daddy’s car just pulled into
the driveway.’**

**’Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.’**

**A few minutes later**
**The little girl comes back to the
phone.**

**’I did it, Daddy.’**

**’And what happened, honey?’ **

‘Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped
out of bed with (more…)

Question : “What would you like to
have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea,
Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?”

Answer: “tea please”

Question : ” Ceylon tea, Herbal tea,
Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or
green tea ?”

Answer : “Ceylon tea ”

Question : “How would you like it ?
black or white ?”

Answer: “white”

Question: “Milk, Whitener, or
Condensed milk ?”

Answer: “With milk ”

Question: “Goat milk, Camel milk or
cow milk”

Answer: “With cow milk please.

Question: ” Milk from Freeze land cow
or Afrikaner cow?”

Answer: ” Um, I’ll take it black. ”

Question: ” Would you like it with
sweetener, sugar or honey?”

Answer: “With sugar”

Question: ” Beet sugar or cane sugar ?”

Answer: “Cane sugar ”

Question:” White , brown or yellow
sugar ?”

Answer: “Forget about tea just give me
a glass of water instead.”

Question: “Mineral water or still
water ? ”

Answer: “Mineral water”

Question: “Flavored or non-flavored ?”

Answer: “I’ll rather die of thirst