**’Hello?’**

**’Hi honey.**
**This is Daddy.**
**Is Mommy near the phone?’**

**’No, Daddy.**
**She’s upstairs in the bedroom with
Uncle Paul.’**

**After a brief pause,**

**Daddy says,**
**’But honey, you haven’t got an Uncle
Paul.’**

**’Oh yes I do, and he’s upstairs in
the room with Mommy,**
**Right now.’**

Brief Pause.

**’Uh, okay then, this is what I want
you to do.**
**Put the phone down on the table, run
upstairs**
**And knock on the bedroom door and
shout to Mommy**
**That Daddy’s car just pulled into
the driveway.’**

**’Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.’**

**A few minutes later**
**The little girl comes back to the
phone.**

**’I did it, Daddy.’**

**’And what happened, honey?’ **

‘Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped
out of bed with (more…)

Why Ladies today are still single?

1. The nice men are ugly.

2. The handsome men are not nice.

3. The handsome and nice men are gay.

4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual
men are married.

5. The men who are not so handsome,
but are nice men, have No money.

6. The men who are not so handsome,
but are nice men with money think
we are only after their money.

7. The handsome men without money are
after our money.

8. The handsome men, who are not so
nice and somewhat heterosexual,
don’t think we are beautiful enough.

9. The men who think we are beautiful,
that are heterosexual, somewhat
nice and have money, are cowards.

10. The men who are somewhat handsome,
somewhat nice and have some
money and thank God are heterosexual,
are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST
MOVE!!!!

11. The men who never make the first
move, automatically lose interest
in us when we take the initiative.

01 . Wife: Yenga ippadiye naan samachi potta enakku enna kidaikkum?
Husband: Ennoda LIC panam Seekkaram kidaikkum.

02 . One day sardarji buy a “kaadhal” flim vcd and he kept in fridge you know why?
Because sardar wants to see “jillunu oru kadhal” film .

03 . Two Wheeler Thought
‘Hero honda’la hero pogalam
But
‘Yamaha’la yaman poga mudiuma?

04 . Man: How many idlies can you eat in empty stomach?
Sardar: I can eat 6 idlies.
Man: You Can eat only 1 idly in empty stomach.
When you eat second that’s not empty stomach.
Sardar: ha ha ha super joke, I,m going to ask my friend.
Sardar: How many idlies can you eat in empty stomach?
Friend: i can eat 10.
Sardar: poda.
6nu sonna oru super joke soli irupen.

05 . Naragathil yeman and man.
MAN: nan en wifeuku oru call pannikuren how much paise?
YEMAN:naragam to naragam FREE

06 . Love Marriage ikkum, Arrange marriage ikkum enna difference?? naamala kenuthula viluntha athu love marriage… 10 per thalli vitta athu arranged marriage..

07 . “Heart attackna enna theriyuma? Oru azhagana ponnu unna parththa-un blood heat aagum. Aval Sirithal- un bp increace aagum. Aval un pakathula vanthal-un heart beat raise aagum, face verkum, naakku ularnthu pogum. Aval thannoda azhagana lip sa open panni…… “Anna, Batu caves entha busla poganumnu kekum bothu un heartla “Dum” nu oru satham kekkum paar, Athukku per thaan heart attack.

08 . Man 1: Oru nimishathula 130 name solla mudiyuma? Man 2: Mudiyadhu, niye sollu… Man 1: 100mohmed, 9thara, 6mugam, 7malai, 5ali, and 3sha. kooti PARU KANAKU SARIA VARUM

09 . TEA STRONG AA IRUKA YENA PANANUM? ORU SPOON “CEMENT” PODANUM.

10 . 1000, 2000 selavu panni OOTY, KODAIKANAL suthana TOUR NU solranga.
10p selavu illama OORA suthana THANDASORU nu solranga
Enna ulagamba

11 . Police: Eppadiya accident nadanthathu?

Driver: Athaan sir enakkum theriyala appo naan thoongittu irundhaen.

12 . Varum Sanikalame Eravu Elu muppathukku Ungal SUN T.Vyil Hollywood Thirai padam: “CHILANTHI ANNACHI”(SPIDER MAN) appuram Sunday Hollywood Thirai padam: Ammachi thirumba vanthach(Mummy returns)

13 . Super Punch:
Athigama “Makeup” podura ponnum..
Romba nala tea kadaila thongra
“BANNUM” nalla irundhatha
sarithirame illay.

14 . In a forest 10 people were walking….! (including me) Suddenly a TIGER came and killed 9 people….. but didnt TOUCH me…… WHY? Because

Nangadhan singamla……….

HARD-DISK woman:She remembers everything, FOREVER.

RAM woman:She forgets about you the moment you turn her off.

WINDOWS woman:Everyone knows that she can’t do a thing right, but no one can livewithout her.

EXCEL woman:They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basic needs.

SCREENSAVER woman: She is good for notjing but at least she is fun!

INTERNET woman: Difficult to access.

SERVER woman: Always busy when you need her.

MULTIMEDIA woman: She makes horrible things look beautiful.

CD-ROM woman: She is always faster and faster.

E-MAIL woman: Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

VIRUS woman: Also known as “wife”; when you are not expecting her, she comes,installs her

- Sharing Thoughts
For Would be Brides -

[Don't know how many will take
it in the right sense. But still]

- Rule No. 01 -

Don’t expect
too much from him.
Less the expectations
lesser the disappointments.

- Rule No. 02 -

Don’t ever dare to plan
any outing or movie on a day
when there is an
interesting cricket match going on.
REMEMBER SPORTS is more
important to him than anything else.
U spoil his
day n He spoils urs .

- Rule No. 03 -

Over Emotions,
Sentiments… Woha… What are these?
Tears are not going
to give any results either.
It’s just a temp.
attention tht u get.
No one likes Cry
Babies m Whining Wifes.

- Rule No. 04 -

Never dare to cross with his
mother.Even if he says “My Mom’s
cooking
is the best.
U are nothing in front of
her.” take it easily with a smile.
Tell him tht u are learning
from his mother and will try to do it
better.U are not
gonna lose anything.

- Rule No. 05 -

Try to know his friends and
understand that they are also part of
his
world.
Allow him to spend few weekends
or occasional night out parties with
his
friends.
But at the same time make
sure that u get u r due importance!
It must not be tht he roams
arnd with his friends forgetting that
you exist at home.

- Rule No. 06 -

Don’t start fighting for
silly things.Forgetting bthdays n
Anniversaries is
not a big mistake.
Men are not blessed with 2 GB
RAM for storing everything in main
memory. If you are very particular
about present gifts n parties on u r
birthdays n
anniversaries.
make sure u remind them
well in advance by some means
(I know it sounds stupid. But if
u are so particular, Do it for u r
own
good)

- Rule No. 07 -

Take him for your
shopping only if he’s interested.
If you are going for Window
Shopping or for saree purchase,Better
go
with your
friends/go alone.
He is better at
office/home watching cricket.

- Rule No. 08 -

Give him
importance always.
Show due care and affection.That’s
the only way to win a guy’s mind.