1. Guys don’t actually look after good-
looking girls. They prefer neat and
presentable girls.

2. Guys hate flirts.

3. A guy can like you for a minute,
and then forget you afterwards.

4. When a guy says he doesn’t
understand you, it simply means you’re
not thinking the way he is.

5. “Are you doing something?” or “Have
you eaten already?” are the first
usual questions a guy asks on the
phone just to get out from stammering.

6. Guys may be flirting around all day
but before they go to sleep,
they always think about the girl they
truly care about.

7. When a guy really likes you, he’ll
disregard all your bad
characteristics.

8. Guys go crazy over a girl’s smile.

9. Guys will do anything just to get
the girl’s attention.

10. Guys hate it when you talk about
your ex-boyfriend.

11. When guys want to meet your
parents. Let them.

12. Guys want to tell you many things
but they can’t. And they sure
have one habit to gain courage and
spirit to tell you many things and
it is drinking!

13. Guys cry!!!

14. Don’t provoke(irritate) the guy to
heat up. Believe me. He will.

15. Guys can never dream and hope too
much.

16. Guys usually try hard to get the
girl who has dumped them, and
this makes it harder for them to
accept their defeat.

17. When you touch a guy’s heart,
there’s no turning back.

18. Giving a guy a hanging message
like “You know what?!..uh…never
mind!” would make him jump to a
conclusion that is far from what you
are thinking.

19. Guys go crazy when girls touch
their hands.

20. Guys are good flatterers when
courting but they usually stammer when
they talk to a girl they really like.

21. When a guy makes a prolonged “umm”
or makes any excuses when you’re
asking him to do you a favor, he’s
actually saying that he doesn’t like
you and he can’t lay down the card for
you.

22. When a girl says “no”, a guy hears
it as “try again tomorrow.”

23. You have to tell a guy what you
really want before he gets the
message clearly.

24. Guys hate gays!

25. Guys love their moms.

26. A guy would sacrifice his money
for lunch just to get you a couple of
roses.

27. A guy often thinks about the girl
who likes him. But this doesn’t
mean that the guy likes her.

28 You can never understand him unless
you listen to him.

29. If a guy tells you he loves you
once in a lifetime. He does.

30. Beware. Guys can make gossips
scatter through half of the face of
the earth faster than girls can.

31. Like Eve, girls are guys’
weaknesses.

32. Guys are very open about
themselves.

33. It’s good to test a guy first
before you believe him. But don’t
let him wait that long.

34. No guy is bad when he is courting

35. Guys hate it when their clothes
get dirty. Even a small dot.

36. Guys really admire girls that they
like even if they’re not that
much pretty.

37. Your best friend, whom your
boyfriend seeks help from about his
problems with you may end up being
admired by your boyfriend.

38. If a guy tells you about his
problems, he just needs someone to
listen to him. You don’t need to give
advice.

39. A usual act that proves that the
guy likes you is when he teases
you.

40. A guy finds ways to keep you off
from linking with someone else.

41. Guys love girls with brains more
than girls in miniskirts.

42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a
girl wants but would unluckily get the
wrong one.

43. Guys virtually brag about
anything.

44. Guys cannot keep secrets that
girls tell them.

45. Guys think too much.

46. Guys’ fantasies are unlimited.

47. Girls’ height doesn’t really
matter to a guy but her weight does!

48. Guys tend to get serious with
their relationship and become too
possessive. So watch out girls!!!

49. When a girl makes the boy suffer
during courtship, it would be
hard for him to let go of that girl.

50. It’s not easy for a guy to let go
of his girlfriend after they
broke up especially when they’ve been
together for 3 years or more.

**51. You have to tell a guy what you
really want before getting
involved with that guy.

52. A guy has to experience rejection,
because if he’s
too-good-never-been-busted, never been
in love and hurt, he won’t be matured
and grow up.

53. When an unlikable circumstance
comes, guys blame themselves a lot
more than girls do. They could even
hurt themselves physically.

54. Guys have strong passion to change
but have weak will power.

55. Guys are tigers in their peer
groups but become tamed pussycats with
their girlfriends.

56. When a guy pretends to be calm,
check if he’s sweating. You’ll
probably see that he is nervous.

57. When a guy says he is going crazy
about the girl. He really is.

58. When a guy asks you to leave him
alone, he’s just actually
saying,”Please come and listen to me”

59. Guys don’t really have final
decisions.

60. When a guy loves you, bring out
the best in him.

61. If a guy starts to talk seriously,
listen to him.

62. If a guy has been kept shut or
silent, say something.

63. Guys believe that there’s no such
thing as love at first sight,
but court the girls anyway and then
realize at the end that he is
wrong.

64. Guys like femininity not
feebleness.*

65. Guys don’t like girls who punch
harder than they do.

66. A guy may instantly know if the
girl likes him but can never be
sure unless the girl tells him.

67. A guy would waste his time over
video games and basketball, the way a
girl would do over her romance novels
and make-ups.

68. Guys love girls who can cook or
bake.

69. Guys like girls who are like their
moms. No kidding!

70. A guy has more problems than you
can see with your naked eyes.

71. A guy’s friend knows everything
about him. Use this to your
advantage.

72. Don’t be a snob. Guys may easily
give up on the first sign of
rejection.

73. Don’t be biased. Try loving a guy
without prejudice and you’ll be
surprised.***********

74. Girls who bathe in their eau de
perfumes do more repelling than
attracting guys.

75. Guys are more talkative than girls
are especially when the topic
is about girls.

76. Guys don’t comprehend the
statement “Get lost” too well.

77. Guys really think that girls are
strange and have unpredictable
decisions but still love them more.

78. When a guy gives a crooked or
pretentious grin at your jokes, he
finds them offending and he just tried
to be polite.

79. Guys don’t care about how shiny
their shoes are unlike girls.

80. Guys tend to generalize about
girls but once they get to know
them,they’ll realize they’re wrong.

81. Any guy can handle his problems
all by his own. He’s just too
stubborn to deal with it.

82. Guys find it so objectionable when
a girl swears.

83. Guys’ weakest point is at the
knee.

84. When a problem arises, a guy
usually keeps himself cool but is
already thinking of a way out.

85. When a guy is conscious of his
looks, it shows he is not good at
fixing things.

86. When a guy looks at you, either
he’s amazed of you or he’s
criticizing you.

87. When you catch him cheating on you
and he asks for a second chance,give
it to him. But when you catch him
again and he asks for another
chance,ignore him.

88. If a guy lets you go, he really
loves you.

89. If you have a boyfriend, and your
boy best friend always glances at u
and it obviously shows that he is
jealous whenever you’re with your
boyfriend, all I can say is your boy
best friend loves you more than your
boyfriend does.

90. Guys learn from experience not
from the romance books that girls read
and take as their basis of experience.

91. You can tell if a guy is really
hurt or in pain when he cries in
front of you!

92. If a guy suddenly asks you for a
date, ask him first why.

93. When a guy says he can’t sleep if
he doesn’t hear your voice even just
for one night, hang up. He also tells
that to another girl. He only flatters
you and sometimes makes fun of you.

94. You can truly say that a guy has
good intentions if you see him
praying sometimes.

95. Guys seek for advice not from a
guy but from a girl.

96. Girls are allowed to touch boys’
things. Not their hair!

97. If a guy says you’re beautiful,
that guy likes you.

98. Guys hate girls who overreact.

99. Guys love you more than you love
them if they are serious in your
relationships.

GIRL:
(staring right in his eyes)
i left, thinking that you would follow.
i hoped to hear your footsteps,
hear them following me once again.
but no matter how long i waited, you
never followed.
is this wad you call true love?
(tears rolling down her cheeks)

BOY:
(tries to avoid her)
it’s not because i dont want to
follow,
it’s because i wanted you to find your
own happiness.
you following me means a life of
wondering if you could survive this
day…..

GIRL:
i really love you.
no matter wad happens to us,
i will always WANT to be with you.
(walks over and hugs the boy tightly)

BOY:
(push her away)
let go!
i dont want you to suffer with me.

GIRL:
(shouts)
IF YOU LOVE ME,YOU WOULD WANT TO BE
WITH ME
IF YOU LOVE ME,YOU WOULD NOT PUSH ME
AWAY
IF YOU LOVE ME,YOU WOULD TRY ALL WAYS
TO
BE WITH ME
IF YOU LOVE ME,YOU WOULD …………
(suddenly, the girl faints…she was
rushed to the hospital)

DOCTOR:
this girl has been sick for a very long
time.
why wasnt she admitted to the hospital
for treatment?

BOY:
WAD?! it cant be,wad happen?!!!

DOCTOR:
she has cancer and she may not live to
see tomorrow.
only if miracles happen and someone
could donate their heart to her.

BOY:
(tears start rolling down,takes a piece
of paper and wrote)
“Do not think about me.Do not cry
because of me. For i loved you so true
that i am
willing to donate my heart to you. LOVE
is about making each other happy and
letting the other
lived their life to the fullest. I hope
that by the time you’ve read
this, youre
on the road to
recovery and you would forget about me
and go on with your life.

Please do not miss me as i do not want
to see you cry. You have made my life
complete and i live
this world with no regrets. Just think
about the happy times that we’ve been
together. Think about
how I have made your life the BEST of
the world.

I LOVE YOU and i know you do too…..”

(with this last note, the doctor got
ready and did the operation. IT WAS A
SUCCESS.)
(girl wakes up,only to see her mother
there)

GIRL:
mum,wad happen?

GIRL’S MOTHER:
you fainted because your heart couldnt
take it. but it’s alright now. someone
donated his heart to you.
and he left a note for you.(passes her
the note)

GIRL:
-reads the note-
(tears start to roll down.)
as she read the note,she realise that
HE
had sacrificed his life for her to live
on.WHY?why NOW? why didn’t
i know how much he loved me?why?why?
Why?

GIRL’S MOTHER:
honey,it’s alright.although he has
left.he now LIVES in YOU.

Few years later, the girl got
married. Although she still misses the
boy, the girl wants to fulfill the
boy’s
wish by living her life to the
fullest. But now, its not only HER.
its
with HIM too, as she only lived because
of him.

A teenage college guy sent a love letter (in Q/A format) to his classmate.

My Dearest Reshma,

Please answer the following questionnaire. For Options

(A) 10 marks,
(b) 5marks and
(c) 3 marks.

**********

1) Whenever you enter the class room, your sight always falls on me
because:

(a) of love
(b) you couldn’t control seeing me
(c) really … Am I doing it?

**********

2) Whenever professor cracks joke, you laugh and turn and look at me
because:

(a) you always like to see me smiling
(b) you are testing whether I like jokes
(c) you are attracted by my smile

**********

3) When you were singing in the class, I entered and immediately you
stopped singing because:

(a) you are so coy to sing before me
(b) my presence influenced you
(c) you feared that whether I’ll like your song

**********

4) When you were showing your childhood photo, when I asked for it, you
hide it because:

(a) you felt ashamed
(b) you felt uneasy
(c) you don’t know

**********

5) During trekking, myself and my friend gave you hand for lifting you and
you took only my friend’s because:

(a) you enjoyed my disappointment
(b) you won’t feel leaving my hand after grabbing
(c) you don’t know

**********

6) You were waiting yesterday for bus and didn’t get into your bus…

(a) you were waiting for me
(b) you were dreaming about me and didn’t notice the bus
(c) that bus was crowded

**********

7) You introduced me to your parents when they came to college because:

(a) I am going to be your groom
(b) you just want to know what your parents think about me
(c) just you felt like introducing me to them

**********

I told that I like girls wearing roses. Next day, you came with a rose
on your head because:

(a) to fulfill my wish
(b) you like roses
(c) by chance you got a rose

**********

9) On that day, it was my birthday. You too came to temple early at 6:00
A.M because:

(a) you want to pray along with me
(b) you want to meet me before any one could meet on my birthday
(c) you want to wish me at temple because you are spiritual.

**********

If you have scored more than 40, then you are loving me. Don’t delay in
expressing it.

If you have scored between 30 and 40, love is budding in your heart and
it’s getting ready to bloom. If you have scored less than 30, you are in
confusion whether to love me or not.

Eagerly awaiting your reply..

Love, Aakash

************ *********

Reshma’s reply letter was also in Q/A format ……..

Aakash ,

Please answer the following Yes/No questionnaire.

**********

1) If somebody sits in the first row, normally people entering the class,
sees them.

(a) Yes (b) No

**********

2) If a girl laughs and looks anyone, is it love?

(a) Yes (b) No

**********

3) While singing, if somebody forgets lines of the songs, will he/she stop
singing or not?

(a) Yes (b) No

**********

4) I was showing to my friends (who are all girls) my childhood photo.

You poked your nose inside….. Right ?

(a) Yes (b) No

**********

5) I avoided to hold your hand during trekking. Couldn’t you understand
yet?

(a) Yes (b) No

**********

6) Should I not wait for my best friend (Anjali ) at the bus stand?

(a)Yes (b) No

**********

7) Shouldn’t I introduce you to my parents as a friend?

(a) Yes (b) No

**********

You have said you also like Lotus, cauliflower, banana’s flower. Is it
true ?

(a) Yes (b) No

**********

9) Oh was that your birthday. That’s why I could see you in temple. I come
daily to Temple. Do you know ?

(a) Yes (b) No

If you have answered “Yes” to any of the question, then I am not loving
you. If you have answered “No”, then you don’t know the meaning of Love.

Hope everything is clear to you .

One night a guy & a girl were
driving home from the movies. The
boy sensed there was
something wrong because of the painful
silence they shared between them
that night. The girl then asked the
boy to pull over
because she wanted to talk. She told
him that her
feelings had changed & that it was
time to move on.
A silent tear slid down his cheek as he
slowly reached into his pocket &
passed her a folded note.
At that moment, a drunk driver was
speeding down
that very same street. He swerved
right into the drivers seat, killing
the boy.
Miraculously, the girl survived.
Remembering the note, she
pulled it out & read it.
“Without your love, I would die.”

Someone who knows what you need before
you say it.

Someone who knows when to laugh and
when to cry.

Someone who truly listens when you
have something to say.

Someone that’s there for you during
the good and bad times.

Someone who is caring .

Someone who loves you with all their
heart and soul.

Someone who is interested in reality
and not as a fashion display.

Someone who is honest.

Someone you can trust them like a
sibling, confide in like a friend but
most of all, love as the great lover
they are.

Someone who is open and responsive.

Someone who is never critical and ill-
tempered in respect to your needs.

Someone who knows when things have to
be compromised in the relationship.

Someone who understands listening is a
key, but using what is heard is even
more important.

Someone who’s there for you no matter
what.

Someone who is trustful.

Someone who is a friend.

Someone who gives a shoulder to cry
on.

Someone with a great sense of humour.

Someone who has things in common with
you.

Someone who takes time to listen and
enjoy you for who you are and tries
not to make you something else.

Someone with a constant open ear, open
heart, and open mind to accept and
love people for who the really are.

Someone who will always be there to
support your ideas without argument
and love you for everything that you
are.

Someone that can get a point across
without yelling.

Someone that remembers all the cute
stupid stuff you love.

Someone that has a personality with
qualities you don’t have yourself, but
admire greatly in them.

Someone who realizes you’re two
separate people, and appreciates the
differences.

Someone who can sense a mood problem,
and not take it personally.

Someone who understands the difference
between PMS, and a real problem.

Someone who can make you happy when
your sad.

Someone who tells you the truth even
if you don’t want to hear it.

Someone who will not hurt you
intentionally.

Someone who is a sweet, romantic
person who cherishes you no matter
what.

Someone that you can laugh with.

Someone who you can feel comfortable
with and that you don’t care what kind
of weird stuff they see you do because
you know they will still love you no
matter what.

Someone who will love you in spite of
your little idiosyncrasies.

Someone that would do anything to show
how much they care.

Someone who is a great pal, a great
kisser, and a great lover!

Someone who allows you to be yourself
around them.

Someone who will respect you.

Someone who cherishes your hopes and
is kind to your dreams.

Someone who knows you’re not perfect,
but treats you as though you are.

Someone who listens with their heart
and is your source of inspiration